Ve Haff Vays Uf Making You Buy Kindles!

Now, I've been known to pick on Amazon for being a sharp-elbowed company, but not even I would say something so inflammatory as that they used neo-Nazis as guards in Germany to intimidate foreign workers.

Oh, wait -- it's true?!

If you want to support Amazon in this difficult time, the best way to do so, of course, is to buy something.